Thomas Kaiser

Thomas is a really good looking man. He is really good with chemistry and coming way to close to you and your desk. Thomas likes to look at your password and destroy students (not always sexually). He is divorced so you can come as often as you want to his office to „show him your homework“ (if you know what I mean. He always comes to late. But the time with him is still great. Furthermore he takes drugs with his bestie Christian. Everyone loves Thomas.

Student A: Have you seen a man wearing sunglasses in his classes?

Student B: Yes that must be Thomas Kaiser. He always uses the chemistry book where „Uli“ is written on the side.

by Tommy Party November 21, 2021

Thomas Lovely

A Thomas Lovely is the term used to describe a male with a rather large head and an ego to match. With the atypical appearance of Sid from Ice Age, the individual is a kind person, but when it comes to sport he is a whole other animal. He is an individual where you don’t know what is worse, to beat him or lose to him because of his temper tantrums when he loses, or his arrogance when he wins.

*PLayer 1 wins*

Player 2: Well done mate

Player 1: Easy Victory Sir.
Player 2: You’re such a Thomas Lovely

by Player7572958 September 5, 2021

Thoma

the absolute love of my life, hes absoutely perfect in every single fucking way. He's the malewife to my girlboss and he has amazing titties.

Person A : OMG did u see thoma
Person B : yeah...i kinda want to stuff my face in his boobs
Person A : same

by Kikisoup September 7, 2021

St. Thomas Aquinas High School

School in Kansas for rich nerds and wealthy addicts that love the sophomore and junior bathrooms. notorious for horrible english teachers and very strict catholic teachers. Has way to many awards for sports.

kid 1: "You see the St. Thomas Aquinas High School game last weekend?"
kid 2: "no, what happend?"
kid 1: "they smoked St. Lames!"

by independence avenue bridge September 8, 2021

thomas klok

Hé has a big back head

Thomas klok had a big back head
Thomas klok is a wordt that is used to identefy a goon

by De geheime man September 9, 2021

Astor x thoma

My bff Astor shipped with the character thoma from genshin impact bc why not

Omg do u ship Astor x thoma
Ya I do it’s so cool

by secret shhhhhhhhhhhhh September 11, 2021

Thomas

Thomas. Thomas is a very smart, humble, athletic and psycho friend. He is sure to light up any room as soon as he walks in and will make everyone smile. Everyone wants to be friends with Thomas though Thomas is a very selective friend. He loves travelling and seeing new things. He has great qualities as a boyfriend and is a loving husband. His dream would be to travel the world and see everything it has to offer. Thomas overall is a friend forever.

Esther: Hey Thomas would would you like to do today?
Thomas: well let’s go out and see what’s there!

by ThomasKaj September 11, 2021