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Bluffin' with my Muffin

While having sex with a man, the girl is actually thinking about a woman. He thinks she's into it because she is aroused, but she's not aroused because of him. Bluffin' = lying. Muffin = Vagina.
I was bluffin' with my muffin last night with John since I couldn't stop thinking of Jane.
by mimi.loves.chachi May 4, 2009
mugGet the Bluffin' with my Muffinmug.

holy freakin muffins

Expression of excitement or awe, occasionally sexually related and always followed by a short giggle as the person realises what an absolute retard the person repeating the expression is.

See also: no fucking way
Holy Freakin Muffins, Ryan's Here!
by Luke December 26, 2004
mugGet the holy freakin muffinsmug.

Stud Muffin Top

The fatty region of a male which extends laterally from his tightened trouser line. This region is otherwise referred to as a muffin top, when present on a female.
Fred has a hairy stud muffin top.
by Jon Biscardi November 25, 2011
mugGet the Stud Muffin Topmug.

Stud Muffin

a person of great importance.

one who is in a high-ranking class.

someone special to another person.
"Dang, that amazing boy is such a stud muffin."
by Karamizzle January 25, 2008
mugGet the Stud Muffinmug.

strup muffin bush

Hey Shawn, I thought you said your sister didn't like me. After last night, I know thats strup muffin bush.
by TomBeer April 9, 2007
mugGet the strup muffin bushmug.

double stuff the muffin

When a girl sticks two fingers in her vagina, she is double stuffing her muffin.
by SuperSonicX February 13, 2007
mugGet the double stuff the muffinmug.

reverse muffin top

When a bitches thighs ooze outta her shorts
Damn her shorts are too damn small! Shes gotta "reverse muffin top!"
by shmallison May 9, 2014
mugGet the reverse muffin topmug.

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