Darkness

Kind of like the movie Inception, people don't realize there was anything strange about a dream until they start to wake up, people don't realize there was anything strange about the darkness until they wake up and start to fight.

The darkness seemed like a new normal, it didn't seem strange until some people remembered that never was an old normal, and that life was always a little dysfunctional for most people.

by The Original Agahnim June 20, 2021

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dark enlightenment

Figmetic schema in which a technomonarchist uses techno-capital (including return-value currency) to issue liquidity to corporate bonds.

In the dark enlightenment, a technomonarchist uses return-value currency to issue liquidity to the corporate bond market.

In contrast, technomonarchISM is a paradigm in which a monarchoformalist uses a consumer confidence derivative to pay the national debt.

by zanderfin July 16, 2020

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Prince of darkness

If ever their was a figure like Ozzy Osbourne from Wales or Germany, he would be the One, the prince of darkness himself. He's certainly not the anti Ozzy.

The prince of darkness left Oz in search of the wizard.

by The Original Agahnim December 29, 2021

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Lord of Dark Chocolate

Feyi Opaleye is the Lord of Dark Chocolate. His favorite is Lindt Dark Chocolate. Do not disrespect him or else he will drown you in his dark chocolate fountain.

Do not disrespect the Lord of Dark Chocolate

by god99298843 November 15, 2019

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Chappy after dark

The drunken stupor and erratic texting of a chappy(chaplain) after 5pm. Typically starts out by telling everyone to fuck off, followed by a racist rant. Ending in a bible quote and telling everyone he loves them and passing out with his pants around his ankles and his belt around his neck.

I’ve never seen someone slur their text like chappy after dark.

by Palm Beach dragon slayer January 15, 2025

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