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self-clutch

The verbal act of congratulating one's self either directly or indirectly through ancedotal story or otherwise. Widely considered annoying and/or lame.
Friend 1 : Man, I had ladies all over me last night.
Friend 2 : Quit, self-clutching!
by Frencheee September 16, 2005
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Selfie stick

A long stick in which you put your phone in and take a selfie from high above.

It is designed to fit in any iPhone or android phone. You can definitely not put in your tablet/iPad because it will be too big.
At my sleepover we used Carrie's selfie stick
by xmilisnotonfirex February 19, 2015
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Self Serve

The process of using a Self-service check out lane in order to keep a strange purchase secret
guy1: dude i need to shave my ass

guy2: nah dude go self serve some nair its better
by blackid April 20, 2008
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Salfordian

A native of the Lancastrian City of Salford, situated in North West England; A geographical neighbour of the Mancunian (native of the City of Manchester, situated to the east of Salford), and also in close proximity to the "Yonners" of Wigan and Bolton.
In terms of dialect, the Salfordian speaks a tongue sounding somewhere between a north Mancunian (the blunt delivery), a Scouser (the elongated lisp sound), and a native of Leicester (the flat "Ohr" sound at the end of words, instead of an "er" sound).
Culturally, they are proudly seperate of Manchester, and are often given to a clannish "us and them" mentality, with regard to their Mancunian neighbours; In this respect, it could be viewed that they suffer from a collective form of inferiority complex (rather akin to their fellow Lancastrians - the Scousers of Liverpool).
Salford has long had an appetite for Rugby League (unlike Manchester), and the city has it's own club: Salford City Reds, who are pants. It's for this reason Salfordians like to latch-on and attach themselves to the far superior sporting phenomenon that is Manchester United FC, situated outside their beloved city border. The painter LS. Lowry was in fact a Mancunian by birth, and was born in Rusholme, south Manchester - not Salford. Anthony H. Wilson, on the other hand, despite his fawning appreciation of ALL things Mancunian, was born a Salfordian.

In summary: The Salfordian is a sorry figure who lives in the shadow of a much more successful, cosmopolitan, and modern, European cultural hotbed, namely: Manchester; Is prone to a siege mentality, an arrogance born of a distorted self image, strongly criminal and anti-social tendencies, a cliquey inward looking ghetto mindset, a lack of taste in clothing, a ridiculously perverse sense of 'street cred' born of miserliness (they'll miss a bargain, cos: "That's a rip off. Only a mug would pay that.... My mate can get 'em cheaper, etc).
Unless you're one of their own: The Salfordian can NEVER be trusted under any circumstances. They are far more dodgy than Scousers!
Try getting a taxi to take you to Langworthy or Weaste after 10.00pm at night.......no chance, the pre-pubescent Salfordian urchins will torch it!
by Mr P. August 19, 2006
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The Pi Self

When the number π is suffering from imposter syndrome in spite of its perceived or recognized beauty, ubiquity, and utility in many areas of mathematics and science.
Since the start of the pandemic, there have been few new theorems or breakthroughs on the irrational number π, so mathematicians have started to hypothesize whether the pi self phenomenon isn’t finally being manifested.
by MathPlus July 23, 2021
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Self gratification

What alot of you little women hating, homophobic, backstabbing, lolly pop licking bedwetters are really doing on this web site. Try to remember that this is really just entertainment mixed with a tiny bit of insight and education. Its not as much fun when you use it to bash ex's or spew your racial epitaphs. Get over yoursef already. She was no good for man!
My girlfriend,________ just broke up with me because she's a stupid wh*re!!! (sniffle) Or maybe it's because you had too many cats and too many posters of Star Trek on the walls?
by Cornfucker January 25, 2004
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fuck your self

Why the fuck are you even here and type this in urbandictionary anyway? I mean i can go fuck my self right now if you wont stop reading and yes, Welcome to the Internet( you're a bitch btw).
Person 1 - hey do you have a life?
Person 2 -Guys, just go Fuck your self
by AGotALife September 28, 2017
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