Two Seconds In Jersey.

The fact that anyone weaker than you wouldn't last two seconds in jersey.

Hey Billy whats wrong?", "My mom just passed away....".,"You wouldn't last Two Seconds In Jersey.

by Bmilllz May 20, 2011

Secondhand Serenade

A one man acoustic "rock" band. Sings as if his balls have yet to drop, even at the age of 26. Music consists of acoustic guitar and piano mostly. Lyrics ALWAYS about his past relationships or mistakes. His fan base consists of boys who claim not to be homosexual and girls who lie to themselves about how bad their lives are in order to relate to his uhhh "real" problems tied within his lyrics. All in all, this so called band is not for either the unwilling or even the willing ears.

Hey, you ever heard of secondhand serenade?

Uhh, oh the one with the guy with his balls stuck in his vagina?

by Marley_reah June 29, 2010

Second Life

when you have so much excitment and interesting things happening you cant fit it into just one life. its a life revolving around new people and new talents. neither life is very aware of the other.

Bro did you hear Chris is a lacrosse skater in his first life and a BMXing Hip hop dancer in his second life?

by MaxLax34 January 6, 2009

Second Dinner

A euphemism that began life as a sophomoric term for sex. It enjoyed a subsequent revival and rise in popularity after becoming associated specifically with oral sex.

Guy 1: "What's better then pancakes with dinner?"
Guy 2: "Pancakes with second dinner!"
Guy 1: "Oh, snap!"

by The 2 Berk Crew November 7, 2007

secondhand grocery shopping

Doing all or part your grocery shopping by taking items from unattended carts. Usually done out of laziness, distance of the item, or tomfoolery.

Rob: Ugghh i forgot to get the eggs, and it's all the way on the other side of the store.

Matt: Don't worry, almost everyone has eggs in their cart.

Rob: Oh, good thinking. I'll just do some secondhand grocery shopping on some sucker's cart.

Matt: Quick, that cart's all alone with the goods!

by ELRAYDENADA April 26, 2009

second anointing

1. An ordinance most mormons don't know exists.

2. An ordinance given to those mormon couples deemed worthy, by the upper mormon hierarchy (the prophets and apostles), of guaranteed salvation if you will. In the first anointing, and mormon endowment, and sealing, they were promised they would be made Gods and Goddesses if they were faithful in this life to the church. Now they have proven themselves worthy and are anointed a second time, and sealed up unto godhood, i.e., they are now guaranteed to become a God and Goddess, because they have been so righteous.

It consists of two parts - the first one in the temple, and the second one by the couple in their own home.

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by The light bringer December 13, 2010

Second Hand Wasted

1.The feeling of being drunk when you have not been drinking, but are surrounded by people who are drunk.

2. Pretending to be drunk when you have not been drinking in order to fit in with people who are under the influence of alcohol.

Derived from second hand smoke

Astrid hadn't had a sip of alcohol, but the high spirits of the bar made her second hand wasted.

by CandyCane8226 June 5, 2011