Sausage Slicing

The act of cutting ones sausage (penis) for sexual pleasure or torture

Dude last night Betty tied me to her bed and started sausage slicing me I was screaming in pain and pleasure

by Damen doggy January 20, 2017

Sausage Bar

A bar composed primarily of insecure men. Patrons of sausage bars make anti-homosexual remarks, yet seem a little too close to their "bros".

"Hey let's go to <insert bar name>!"
"That's a sausage bar but I'm feeling my bros, let's go!"

by Bringindowntheblouse January 28, 2017

Sausage Plug

When a guy with a chode performs anal sex on another living being.

The other night I hooked up with this guy. He had such a sad chode, he was giving me a Sausage Plug when we did anal.

by Buel February 8, 2017

Floating Sausage

The act of filling a bathtub with water and bubbles, then sticking an erect penis through the top

"My sister came in to wash herself in the tub, but she got a nasty surprise when she saw a floating sausage sticking out from the bubbles."

by Haunted Pixel October 25, 2019

Sausage party

An orgy that involves multiple nonces like Callum Robson Jamie hunt and Richard from Macdonald's

I found a camp site today and I witnessed a disgusting sausage party

by Connorevanson November 3, 2019

Sausage Balls

The smell of a man's scrotum when unwashed for a period of two weeks or longer.

My room smells like sausage balls because I haven't showered in two weeks.

by CraZKchick December 7, 2020

Holding the sausage hostage

a wank

Chris: Hey Jack, whats an entertaining way to masturbate?
Jack: Try holding the sausage hostage.
Chris: Oh my god it works!

by the big bum December 9, 2020