long car rides

The place to want to relax for 10 minutes then kill yourself the next 7 hours

"Oh my god i love long car rides."

"Please kill me now i have a long car ride."

by Theguinessgirl June 13, 2014

Riding the bronze moose

The act of having sex with a very well endowed man, usually of color.

Lejla was really riding the bronze moose last night with Jerome. I could hear her through the walls until about 5am.

by Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh Baby August 01, 2010

riding the cotton mouse

A woman on her period who uses Tampons.
the string is the tail ergo mouse

It must be that time of the month,Molly's riding the cotton mouse.

by Old dead toad April 28, 2006

ghost ride the whip

To get out of your car while its moving and dance around. Made popular by the E40 hit, Tell Me When To Go.

I cant believe he just tried to ghost ride the whip in the middle of traffic.

by TParker April 16, 2006

french bike ride

Replacing the seat of a bicycle with a large black dildo; then making some take a ride without pants.

Pierre made Jean-Paul take a french bike ride after he lost the bet.
Being an anal fiend, I enjoy a good french bike ride.

Jeremy Gallegos took Geo on a french bike ride.

by guido20 April 14, 2010

japanese bus ride

One girl is sucking 2 dicks while riding another guy reverse cowgirl sitting straight up. The two guys getting their dicks sucked bust in each of her eyes while shes still riding the other guy. Her eyes become squinted and shes bouncing up and down as if she was in a bus driven by an asian person.

Did you hear about that slut devlin, i heard he got japanese bus rided.

by qmoneynig April 13, 2010

Mexican Bull Ride

Find the fattest chick u can and stick it in her ass hole, procede by pulling her hair and see how long you can hold on for.

"hey carl, check out that fat chick, shes so large you could mexican bull ride her for hours!"

by i F#$&^* your papa January 30, 2009