The Devil's Fingernails

When a lady wears a skirt that is too short and her butt cheeks hang out of the bottom.

I was about to pass on this chick but the devil's fingernails got me...

by Thomas Frick July 29, 2025

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Devil Hunting

Where people hunt devils

Lets go Devil Hunting!

by Saviour100000 February 19, 2023

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First, attain a post-munted female dwarf of your choice (preferably under 3ft) and ensure that a male stallion horse is nearby. Then, provide the horse with viagra alongside a tranquilising agent through nutritional intake of choice and once erect, thread the penis through the dwarf. Subsequently, insert your penis as far into the dwarf as possible, until in range of the horse’s penis halfway inside of the body. Begin to thrust through banging against the horse’s penis, causing the sound of a drum-like beat, which is amplified through the echo created in the dwarf’s body. Once the rhythm is consistent and steady, gather your friends round to dance to the music.

‘Yo Shareef, you dj’ing at the devil’s dwarf disco tonight?’

‘Na Jaqueef, not today! My dick’s still a bit sore from last week’

by Janquif1 May 13, 2024

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Devil's curry

When you have such a hot and spicy curry the night before, when you go to the toilet and poop it out it smells just like it did going in and you wonder if it's good to go for another round

Man, I had a hot vindaloo last night, and today I had round 2 of the devil's curry

by mrh@nky May 9, 2025

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Devil's Joker

Devil's joker is a term that is similar to the idea of Devil's Advocate. It means an individual has said something out of pocket, and responds with a "I was just kidding!" or some variation of that to worm themselves out of the situation. Unlike Devil's advocate it is not announced prior in the form of "to play devil's advocate," instead it is used as a knee jerk reaction based on the social sceario.

"I think that Carl was playing the Devil's Joker when he said that joke about Todd."

by MixMasterShafter January 23, 2025

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