human canvas

Where you use a girls period blood or any other liquid from her body as finger paints on her chest and draw pictures in the style of Bob Ross or other artist.

“I used Jessie as my human canvas last night”
“Bro no way?”
“Yup I drew happy little trees on her tits”

by Meth_baby7 May 3, 2018

the human centipede

Where a group, 3 or more, get on there hands and knees. Mouth to anus in a line, whilst giving and receiving a bodacious reach around.

My girl friend and her mom wanted to do (The human centipede), it was kinda shitty.

by Whyhat December 27, 2015

Human Torch That Ho

When you're fucking a girl, then light a match and burn her ass with it. She then screams and you say, "You just got human torched!"

"Did you human torch that ho last night?"

"Hell yeah dude, she's got a first degree burn on her ass now!"

by B-Rad 1992 March 2, 2009

No Humans Involved

A word used by police officers to confirm that the dead person was not murdered e.g. Killed by a animal

Officer: don't worry its only a NHI ( no humans involved )

by ricey2214 August 22, 2011

HumanFemale

The gender of a group of People who can do anything and everything. Including, bearing children.

A humanmale can just shot some sperm and have a kid. A humanfemale has to go though pregnancy and labor. A humanfemale also can do everything that a humanmale is capable of.

by bcsw April 4, 2009

human catnip

A code word for weed.

The cat likes catnip; the human likes human catnip.

by Stop the Pendulum May 30, 2006

Humapoo

Humapoo is a user at forums.nintendo.com with a really long name that we shorten it with "Humapoo." It's a girl.

Humapoo edited NOA_SHAUN's post and that is why she is banned.

by The All-Knower December 27, 2004