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UncleKenny
You fucking faptard unclekenny
by Fazed BIZOTCH August 25, 2003
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Fappy Meal

Synonym for 'jailbait' - A woman who is very attractive and sexy, called out when a person wishes to invade the 'jailbait' in a very unusual matter with various moves and techniques which are compiled on the site where the woman is called upon.
"I would shove that fappy meal so far in my mouth I would enjoy choking."
"Man, when I get home, I'm going to search 4chan so hard for that fappy meal that my dick will explode just thinking about finding a picture of her.
by drpoonlover March 10, 2009
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fappa

a fappa is a massive slap administered to the back of the head when a child has done something wrong european mothers/grandmothers are famous for this
johns mum gave him a massive fappa for smoking
by thewogboy March 29, 2007
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Fappuccino

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fhap-uch-ee-noe

1. the ejaculate that results from the stimulation of the genital organs of (oneself or another)

2. Commonly refers to the act of stimulating one's sexual organs so as to achieve sexual pleasure
I don't think that's a good idea because I'll just flop it out and fappuccino all over you
by Sir Plays A lot March 14, 2011
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fappage

i explained masturbation euphemisms using childish language
by unknownness July 15, 2003
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Fapjack

Someone who spends ridiculous amounts of time on jerking off
He's such a fapjack
by ThatGeckO May 26, 2018
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faptain

A person that faps way too much.
Person 1: Wow, that Mcquiston sure is a faptain. I heard he jerks off every night.

Person 2: Not as bad as that Nick kid.
by nimanimanimanimanimanima November 2, 2010
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