by MrRogersSweater December 3, 2021

The fecal mass that escapes your rectum after spending the night with your poor black friend and eating half a brick of government cheese.
by Crusty Blumpkin February 9, 2024

by Memers June 14, 2010

When you've been in the office bathroom for so long that the auto-sensor lights click off and you have to wipe in the dark.
After that chili, I was on the crapper so long it turned into a Stevie Wonder Dump. No idea if I actually finished the wipe until I came out of the stall and the lights came back on.
by mooshai5 November 13, 2023

by Beef McChill November 9, 2018

part 1
dad - hey jimmy go pick up the dog turds
jimmy - you do it youve got arms
dad - ill pay you
part 2
friend - hey were'd you get all that money
jimmy - its my dump dollars
friend - ohh yes dump dollars
dad - hey jimmy go pick up the dog turds
jimmy - you do it youve got arms
dad - ill pay you
part 2
friend - hey were'd you get all that money
jimmy - its my dump dollars
friend - ohh yes dump dollars
by MrLemman November 22, 2009

by Jacklyngumm20 November 16, 2020
