T-Boner

A T-Boner is when you're pulling into a left hand turn at a busy intersection and you shoot a gap and you get a rush of adrenaline(maybe a semi chub too) as you feel like you're about to get t-boned.

Dude! That was close! I got a raging T-Boner

by Beanmoed May 10, 2015

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Boner-Shrinker

Any situation that causes you to lose your boner very rapidly.

1. When you are masturbating and your parents walk in giving you a "Boner-Shrinker".
2. Waking up in the middle of a sexy dream with a hard-on next to your FAT UGLY companion lover giving you a "Boner-Shrinker".
3. When you are at the beach with a bunch of hot chicks and you have a boner. Then you get in the ice cold water.
4. Hilary Clinton would also be considered a "Boner-Shrinker"

by 1pseudonym145 February 20, 2009

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Boner Neck

Standing (or sitting) in a very erect or firm and upright position. Used to express extreme awkwardness.

"That was a great call on the boner neck"

by Andrew Brownlee July 16, 2004

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Dick Boner

The result of the male reproductive organ becoming engorged with blood often after being excited or provoked. boner woody errection pitched tent

You'd better get rid of that dick boner before the girl with the manly face gets rid of it for you.

by ebonyluv September 16, 2011

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boner drunk

When someone needs to get laid so bad they start slurring their speech and acting irrationally. Usually accompanied by bird calls and impaired driving.

Lorey got a number tonight, but that wasn't enough to make him/her any less boner drunk.

by Lorey Loates November 22, 2011

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