waffle out

Flaking out on plans

Anthony, you better not waffle out on our plans like you did last time.

by Kdizzle930 January 24, 2014

Waffleized

Verb, meaning to encase an object in a waffle.

"I had a waffleized banana split at the Starving Artist in Toronto."

"That waffleized bacon is too much! And by too much, I mean, I want more."

by wafflelovah April 20, 2014

waffle rape

When Julia makes Gary eat waffles against his will by ordering them for him without his consent.

Julia waffle raped Gary at spur and didn't even own up to it.

by hilklklkl April 28, 2014

Wafflenut

A hybrid between the American pastry and the European (Belgian) breakfast staple. It can come glazed, sprinkled, riddled with berries and any other way you have basically seen a doughnut or waffle come (creme filled is still debatable). Difference is, its not crunchy like a waffle. Nor does the structural integrity give out around the bite site after the second chomp like a doughnut does. It drops panties and slays dragons too! (some panties may require a side of bacon before dropping)

A: Dafuq!?. . . .dude its a glazed puffy waffle doughnut thing!!
B: Nah! Things don't come puffy, perforated & that good looking!
A: Well there is your sister
C: Care to try our newest "Americanized" pastry the Wafflenut today?
A/B: FUCKOFF DUDE WERE MAKING A DISCOVERY HERE!!!

by WalnutOfDOOM August 19, 2014

waffle

to vacillate between two easy choices for no reason, or perhaps just to annoy anyone who cares

She waffled between two menu items for so long we could have finished dinner by the time she ordered.

by helnwls February 13, 2015

Wafflemaker

V. To force someone's head to their groin, simulating autofellatio. Comminly used amin adolescent makes to assert their dominance

Max let his guard down so Noah wafflemaker'd him

by BigDiction March 5, 2015

waffle barrier

A special kind of material that keeps the smell of waffle out no matter what waffle cant be smelt

That school has a waffle barrier

by Jordanwalker December 21, 2014