Waffle

A person with no swag. But wishes they had it. Often jealous of people they can never be.

That waffle is so jealous of me. She is constantly in my mix.

by T$Jones September 19, 2015

throwing Waffle's balls

A phrase used when someone jumps ahead of others

Teacher:*assigns group project*
Friend: Ight bet just finished

Other Friend: Bro stop throwing Waffle's balls.

by hAmz_n_eGgz January 27, 2023

Waffling

Waffling is when you are talking rubbish or you don’t know what your talking about

How old are you?
Yesterday I went to Dubai

Your waffling

by yhyh419 February 26, 2022

Awful Waffle

The most up to date, logical and accepted definition of the Awful Waffle is simple and, depending on your level of FET involvement, can even be fun…. The Awful Waffle is when a person, male or female, has their chest shat upon and then the steam laden pile of stool is smashed with either a badminton or tennis racket.

One thing lead to another, rounded second base, then third, and before I knew it she was standing over me, gifting me with a nice Awful Waffle… talk about a bonding experience! Loved it!

by RayRoomp June 23, 2025

Waffles

Pancakes with abs

Waffles It’s basically fat pancakes with abs.

by hgdjk-12 November 24, 2020

Awful Waffle

A poorly worded or poorly used hashtag; extraneous and/or unnecessary usage of hashtags.

plural: Awful Waffles
adjective: awfully waffley

Jim: These tacos are great! #TacoTwosday #yum #Mexican #CornNotFlour #Impossible #Vegan #Tofu #AyeCaramba #WhyAmIwearingAsombrero? #CulturalAppropriation

Bob: Dude, those are some awful waffles #AwfuleWaffle

by anonymous June 18, 2023

Waffle House

Shitting on a laptop keyboard and closing it.

I waffle housed that laptop. Next time remember your password

by Ate out by George washington June 27, 2016