When a guy promises a girl great things in bed but all he does is give her 4 quick pumps then he tells her it was the best she ever had and leaves Cheeto fingerprints on her sheets.
He promised my legs would shake but all he gave me was a Trump Hump.
A follower of a Trump family member despite all available information and logic that would make a normal rational person summarily reject the thought the notion.
Dude, I was going to throw an open party at the lake with live music but was afraid all the Trump turds would show up and ruin the vibe.
I’ll always believe your lies even if it hurts me .
Ultra MAGA “Man fuck Brandon and these gas prices he should open the pipeline back up “
Libtard “Bro that pipeline wouldn’t even be completely opened until 2026 and only carry Canadian tar sands for export making no impact on American gas prices. Not to mention it was only an extension spur of a large already operating system.
Ultra MAGA “ that’s fake news bro LETS GO BRANDON, LETS GO BRANDON, LETS GO BRANDON!!!”
Libtard “ bro you’ve been Trump trolled with that bullshit “.