Toast

A piece of heaven that should be enjoyed with a good spread of butter and coffee

Kieran: “ I really want toast”

by Ben.rogers April 14, 2019

Toasted Head

Getting head from someone who is vaping

“Hey dude nice vape”
“Yeah you should see my girl’s. She gave me the best toasted head off that thing”

by TheHeadToaster July 21, 2019

Toasthands

A dick weed named thomas

Shut up toasthands

by vSoddenTicTac July 21, 2019

Toasting

When someone doesn’t answer or acknowledge your text message.

“She’s toasting me. Ignoring my texts.”

by ZipMaxx July 31, 2019

Toast Bitch

Being whipped on someone that may or may not be your partner, to the point where you would bring them toast in the middle of the night. Being a toast bitch means that you would do anything to satisfy their wants and needs.

Person 1: He did her entire math assignment and handed it in for her
Person 2: They're not even together
Person 1: What a toast bitch

by siegelbagel August 7, 2019

Toaster Hoe

Someone who hates puns and cannot take care of themselves due to extreme gamer-nerdiness.
Burnt, bitter and salty. It cannot be trusted around caffeine and it's unstable around bread. Always complaining about meat in It's teeth.

"God Nick you toaster hoe! Go eat a fuckin' sandwich"

by Smol_Spidey_Boi August 26, 2019

Toast Dust

Crumbs, little pieces of cooked bread that dislodge from your toast while eating it...making a mess!

Alice, you better take care of that toast dust immedialey. I am not having Louise clean up after you again.

by tkerman August 29, 2019