SLEEP POLICE

Mysterious forces and powers whose only mission is too sabotage and control the lives of those who refuse to go to sleep for many many days and nights consecutively.
Everything is going wrong for me this week, cars broke, no cash, no way outta here. EVERYONE'S out to get me, its like their a special forces team ordered to wreak havoc on my small stupid world. Let me be Sleep Police I don't need your peace!
by Jack Casper November 30, 2020
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New Jersey Sleep Mask

the sexual act of planting one's testicles atop their partner's eyes and nose, effectively obscuring their vision with one's scrotal sack.
"I'm sorry I accidently gave you a New Jersey Sleep Mask during your nap."

"I was at work."
by MoshJentos January 18, 2024
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sleep sauce

Made a fresh batch of sleep sauce last night, bro!
by Netlad December 14, 2017
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sleep tax

A time-based tax many living creatures pay in order to live and function. Humans usually pay one-third of their time income towards this tax.
You thought the IRS is bad, have you heard of the sleep tax?
by OctocatPerson July 16, 2021
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Obstructive Sleep Apnea

Obstructive sleep apnea is a intermittent airflow blockage during sleep.It sometimes can occur after you listen to Lavender Town Syndrome. Obstructive sleep apnea is seen in all age groups, but the frequency increases with age and obesity.
Symptoms include snoring and daytime sleepiness.
Weight loss, sleeping on one's side, and decreasing alcohol consumption can help. The delivery of pressure via a face or nasal mask CPAP is often prescribed. Other common treatments include an oral device and surgery.
I had Obstructive Sleep Apnea after listening to Lavender Town Syndrome yesterday
by Peanut617 AJ Animates May 09, 2018
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sleep wacker

Someone who jerks off in their sleep
Little no pussy getting Nelvin jerks off so much he does it in his sleep too I guess you could say he's a sleep wacker
by Hang solo April 15, 2016
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