The Carnival of Ham

A small carnival in Chelmsford, due to a student's inability in French. He could not think of the necessary word for the Carnival, and thought "Oh well schapps let's call it the Carnival of Ham" (la carnivale de jambon), and the Carnival of Ham was thus born. It takes place yearly.

Damn I can't think what to make a carnival of, oh well schapps The Carnival of Ham.

by Kill Angus October 18, 2006

ham slammin

wehen ter railing partner from behind,,you have to make sure you keep glaize....... while shooting clove out yer ass

i thought i smelled easter dinner but he said him n his ol lady were ham slammin

by chilli mac November 24, 2023

Ham Sloggin'

The act of utilizing a slam hog, hard sweaty sex with a woman who you know will be a regretful notch on the bedpost. (See Slam hog)

As soon as I got done ham sloggin' her, she wild goosed my cousin jed and I.

by crazyburgh December 28, 2007

bowl of ham

only consumed by the most homosexual of beings

darragh jackson: eats bowl of ham
proceeds to suck of his dad

by Boi of the big variety May 26, 2020

ham and chez

When someone’s feet look like the have no ankle and are very flat and wide.

Oh damn they got ham and chez

by Yummy200234 April 08, 2021

Cutting Ham

Taking a massive dump and leaving the smell on your hands.

“Ew, what’s that smell?”

“Oh, I was just Cutting Ham in there”

by janlevinsonnogould January 17, 2021

Ham-arm

Ham-arm

/verb/

To go about an action, process, or method in a forcefully lazy manner in a facile attempt at cutting corners.

A boy's mother asked him to bring in the groceries. Not wanting to spend more than five minutes away from his video games, he decided to ham-arm the groceries in one trip. Suffering a form of economic natural selection, the young man soon found dust imprints on his desk along with a receipt from the local pawn shop - a fitting punishment for breaking the eggs for the fifth time in a row.

by Gregor Ford March 28, 2014