socks sex

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When a male and female wear only a pair of socks during sexual intercourse

Chad has erectile dysfunction but for some reason when his girl Keristan walks around the house naked with only her socks on he get's a boner so they have socks sex at night to keep him pleased!

by JDawg 316 April 13, 2016

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Urbanal Sex

The act of jerking off while reading all of the half ass, simplistic definitions on urban dictionary that some people seem to think are cleaver or funny.

Regular Person: Hey, you want to go do something productive with our time.
Looser: Nah, I'm going to throw my life away online having urbanal sex.

by Amoebabadass January 10, 2018

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sex nap

Period of rest following rigorous sex which occurred during the daytime hours.

After my girlfriend mounted me and rode me like a stallion, we slipped into a sex nap.

by TheMood March 23, 2017

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sex rag

The towel a man or woman uses to wipe themselves right after having intercourse.

I knew my husband was cheating when I found a smelly sex rag under our bed.

by talk2me-JCH2 May 20, 2017

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"Hey bro have you checked out the pawg on the cog?"

"Na I need to renew my cog sex subscription."

by Cog Sex May 23, 2023

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