By using a penis pump, the underendowed celebrity was able to substantially increase the length and girth of his penis. He found that this sausage inflator also intensified his ejaculation and orgasm experiences.
by Zargon4 March 19, 2010
by Gabby7807 January 26, 2021
When you cut someone's penis off, grind it, form it into sausage links, and then feed it to said person.
Man 1: Did you hear what happened to Josh?
Man 2: No, What happened to him?
Man 1: Lorenzo gave him a Tucson Sausage.
Man 2: No, What happened to him?
Man 1: Lorenzo gave him a Tucson Sausage.
by Will_Robinson2004 January 22, 2024
by Notasausage June 02, 2017
Kinda like a beer koozie, but for hot dogs and the like. Definitely not a nickname for a vagina, you sick bastard.
Random Transsexual Koozie Enthusiast: Ay Deadass, I got a sausage koozie last month!
Deadass: That's lit, fam!
Deadass: That's lit, fam!
by Anonymous900000000000000 December 16, 2016
"Excuse me, could you please tell me where the condoms are?"
"Oi Michelle! Where are the sausage socks?"
"Aisle 5!"
"Aisle 5 mate"
"Thanks"
"Oi Michelle! Where are the sausage socks?"
"Aisle 5!"
"Aisle 5 mate"
"Thanks"
by Pentasyllabic June 21, 2018
Mark: Matt is it raining outside?
Matt: No mate, I had a sausage salad in the lift on the way up, those boys really plastered me.
Mark: Dude you're such a sausage jockey!
Matt: No mate, I had a sausage salad in the lift on the way up, those boys really plastered me.
Mark: Dude you're such a sausage jockey!
by Jonnyblaze1982 March 11, 2016