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Ryan Penfold 

The coolest cunt you'll ever come across.
Random: "I wish i was like Ryan Penfold."
Ryan Penfold by xxSnuffles December 1, 2010

Ryan Express 

Immediate relief for a painful vagina using Flexall 454 and Advil.

The female, even though experiencing tremendous vaginal pain, positions herself for doggy-style intercourse. The male lubricates his erect penis with Flexall 454 and commences intercourse. Whilst thrusting at over 95 mph, the male inserts two (2) Advil into the female's anus. The Advil and the Flexall 454 numb the female's vagina and permit the male to rapidly thrust for up to 27 consecutive years without further pain to the vagina.
My girl told me last night that she couldn't have sex with me because her vagina was hurting. I turned her around, lubed my dick with Flexall and stuck 2 Advil up her butt and gave her the ol' Ryan Express. For her, it was just a couple of Advil and them aches and pains were long gone.
Ryan Express by Donnie Greystone October 8, 2010

ryan dunn 

Bam Margera's close friend, appears/is on the shows "Viva La Bam", "Jackass" (part of the crew), and "Bam's Unholy Union", and has flipped 8 cars (one with Raab Himself and Bam Margera).
girl 1: "OMG, he looks just like Ryan Dunn!"
girl 2: "Holy crap! He does!"
girl 1: "OMG, it is!!"
ryan dunn by love-bruises March 8, 2007

Ryan Beatty 

Amazing singer on youtube.

15 years old.

Every girls dream.

Has a great song called "your my girl."
"Did you see that youtube video?"
"Which youtube video?"
"RYAN BEATTYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY"

"He is so Hot."
"He looks like a Ryan Beatty."
"IT IS RYAN BEATTY"

Ryan Bellows 

Waking up, looking in the mirror, and remembering you are you.
I wish I was a unicorn with a diamond horn riding a jet fighter but I'm just Ryan Bellows.
Ryan Bellows by Skato August 3, 2012

ryan robyn rihanna fenty miskolczi 

The definition of these names in conjunction with itself is defined as the most Royal Of Royal. When combined this name as one equals greatness without parrellel on every platue known to man and alien. This name also has great powers and needs to be written and completed as one so all mankind and hero's will be able to redefine flawless perfection without parrellel and should not be mixed or confused with any other name in conjunction with ability of being great and maintaining complete flawless perfection as one defined name together. There are no two humans or aliens on earth or mars that will ever be able to achieve this level of Flawless Perfection in time since creation of man past present or future and should not be looked at as anything more than the HIGh of Most Highs or complete greatness together. This name is needed to be titled and lived upon from time here and forward to allow earth people and alien people to take serious note that these two names joined are a real force to be reckoned with and the love drawn from these two names will live for eternities to come for thousands of years. Love you Robyn ' Rihanna Ryan Fenty Geza Miskolczi
Today we were walking with someone extremely famous and popular and then we saw Robyn Ryan ' Rihanna Fenty Geza Miskolczi walking by and whamm like a brick wall so we left our friend who couldn't ever compare to these two love birds and began trying to take pictures with Robyn Ryan Ryan Robyn Rihanna fenty miskolczi Rihanna Fenty Geza Miskolczi as best we could but the croud kept blocking all the camera shots. Maybe next time well be able to get a picture with these two living legends icons and be able to see Flawless Perfection and Dream what it must be like to be like them