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by LacℜoiX January 31, 2019

retard skin lampshade

3 bizarros made this word up.

u wouldnt understand

by rachel August 20, 2003

Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Retarded

A pair of really stupid fatasses or jerkfaces. Also can be refered to as Tweedle dee and Tweedle dumb, Tweedle dum and Tweedle dumber or dumbass Tweedle extreemlyfkn dumb and Tweedle absolutley braindead.

Oh look its tweedle dee and tweedle dumbass, tweedle dee and tweedle retarded!

by jc.owens March 25, 2008

Pussy Ass Beta Retard

Someone that downvotes threads for absolutely no merited reason.
Can be shortened to the acronym PABR.

Gaia user Usergrope was frustrated with the GD because Pussy Ass Beta Retards kept trolling his threads.

by Lucifleur May 2, 2014

Mr.Magoriums Retard Imporium

An Imporium store that sells mentally challanged people for mortal kombat retard edition battles

I bought a new fighter at Mr.Magoriums Retard Imporium

by debby zebby July 8, 2010

da gay fat retardeds

Many moons ago, Billy and Phil, two best pals from the city of Clarksburg, began scouring the internet for a fresh new music act. Something mature, but not overly sentimental. Something fun, but not too juvenile. What they got was Da Fat Gay Retardeds. DaFGaR consists of two members: Fagdar and Gardaf. They had been a band for many years prior to Billy and Phil's discovery of their immense talent. Apparently, they were just too fat and stupid to know how to properly harness their own raw musical talent. Soon after the discovery, Billy and Phil agreed to act as DaFGaR's promotion agency. After many months of fat, gay retardedness they finally had a song to promote; that song being the absolutely enchanting, "lester-oats". Their first step towards stardom was when they posted "lester-oats" on the now defunct Mp3.com. Unfortunately, DaFGaR insisted that their music be classified as "Children's Music". Billy and Phil, not wanting to upset the gay duo, complied . A day later, Mp3.com emailed DaFGaR back, claiming that their music was, "not suitable for children." This put Fagdar and Gardaf into a heavy state of depression; a state they may still be in today. Billy and Phil lost contact with DaFGaR during their great depression, and "lester-oats", though popular among those lucky individuals who have heard it, never garnered the success it should have. Amen.

my penis itches like courtney love's vagina. (ewww)

by anonymous gangster rapper April 19, 2005

Get me hard, Retard

When you're drunk as fuck and need to get hard to take a dick pic.

Girl: "Bob, how big is your dick?"
Me: "idk wanna see?"
Girl: "Sure!"
Me: "Get me hard, Retard!"

by sharu3 November 16, 2018