CONTEMPORARY PIRATE

Urban power tribe members clustering on starislands like St. Barths

Johhny Depp is a contemporary pirate

by Max Blenheim December 12, 2010

Angry Pirate Syndrome

Angry Pirate° Syndrome is the result of receiving too many Angry Pirates in your day which causes you to go blind in your left eye. The worst side effects of this terrible disease typically occurs when someone is going to be turning left onto a street and the street they are turning onto has a vehicle stopped with their left blinker on. The man of woman afflicted with APS is unable to see this vehicle and ends up crossing in front of them to let go instead of waving them on and cutting in behind them. This oversight can cause the vehicle that is trying to turn off the side street to have to wait another, 5 minutes at minimum and can cause someone to be late for a number of events. The highest percentage of these incidents tend to occur in towns where there are a lot of wealthy people driving around completely unaware of their surroundings. Some may take this as a lack of manners for how to operate on the road, but it is usually just a result of APS causing these rich fucks to blow by you. Don't even bother trying to gesture to them in a sarcastic manner to say thank you because they will not be able to see you and will look straight ahead completely unaware of their actions.

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Man: Dude, where the fuck have you been? We're gonna be late for the Pats game, it's our only chance to see them get another win this year, they are playing the lowly Jets!
Me: Sorry bro, I was trying to take a left onto Main Street for 25 minutes, I never realized how many people are afflicted with Angry Pirate Syndrome around here.
Man: Oh shit, I understand. I heard Zack Wilson's mother has APS.
ME: She does? Do you think she'll be at the game today?
Man: I hope so, if she is she's gonna need to upgrade from an eye patch to a walking stick when I'm done with her.
Me: Do you think his father will be there?
Man: Dude, keep it in your pants

by Kano4545 November 18, 2023

Somali Pirates

Somali pirates are the guys off the coast of Somalia, an African-Arab country located in the Horn of Africa, bordering the Indian Ocean, who hijack primarily cargo ships and fishing vessels, and take their crews hostage. They also charge large ransoms.

Somali Pirates hijacked another ship using AK-47s.

by This is my handle okay August 19, 2025

basement pirate

When you sexually Dudu every someone in your moms basement

Your a basement pirate

by Adam467 December 14, 2016

Patchy the Pirate

A pirate from SpongeBoB who is shown in the gif below. He wears an eyepatch and speaks with a slight lateral lisp. I know him by his shy and ecstatic attitude.

*Patchy the Pirate has a lisp. You can hear it too if you listen very closely.

by babypiratesnapchat2 October 17, 2022

anal sheep pirate

S/o to D for creating this is in the Moore Gym. Basically some dirty ass pictures of sheeps getting booty shit from pirates.

“Oh damn, my flock is messed up because Johnny came by. Stupid anal sheep pirate.”

by Analdickrape February 20, 2018

ub-argh pirates!

uber: super; high-level; high-ranking.

argh: what a pirate says to express annoyance, dismay, embarrassment or frustration.

ub-argh pirates!: what a pirate says to express annoyance, dismay, embarrassment or frustration about pirates.

"ub-argh pirates!" - says a pirate

by [e-mail] February 23, 2013