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jacob

jacob is the word to describe someone when they are the best person ever. jacobs, are hansom, fit and theyve got a massive penis. they play basketball really well, they flirt with you and they make you fell like the luckiest person ever. if you know a jacob, then you are very lucky.
by banneee December 14, 2021
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Jacob

At first Jacob appears as a sweet funny guy that is easy to befreind and pleasant. Until he starts turning kinda awful. He will then act like a bratty toddler throwing his toys out of his crib.
Person 1: Hey how's Jacob

Person 2: Uhhh.....

Jacob: WAAA I WANT ICE CREEEAAAMMM
by [ REDACTED ] October 14, 2021
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Jacob

A cute ass cracker that loves asians, aka Kaylie, and his aunt. Hates a little monkey named David and would love to suck a man named G a b e off.
Jacob is a nig...
by GINOISGAY224 April 25, 2024
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Jacob

Jacob pretends to be normal but has a super-secret that he hides from everyone. Not only does he not shower, but he also doesn't wipe his ass. He also loves children, with the ages of 0-12 months old. He claims he likes then fresh out of the oven. Jacob is just your friendly neighboorhood pedophile
by uhlhkmngyiutyxtz February 18, 2020
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Jacob

Bitchass one piece fan who repeatedly says JoJo is mid even though no one asked
by Jacob120392190 May 24, 2022
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Jacob

A guy who is a complete douche bag, he’s a player and it’s a miracle if you meet a Jacob and he’s loyal. Usually plays baseball and really immature. If you meet a Jacob be careful cause he will either play you or stick with u for the rest of your life. Don’t trust him unless u really know him.
Hey I met a Jacob today

Bob- be careful around him
by Annoyinglyannoyed June 11, 2019
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Jacob

Jacob is the name of a guy who is perfect and better then everyone. women loooove him and he's buff and sexy and tall. all the guys are jealous of him and his pp length of 6 metres.
omg Jacob is so hot
by Better123 November 6, 2023
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