Verb. The act of thrusting a penis betwixt two clenched butt cheeks in lieu of traditional vaginal or anal intercourse until climax.
"My wife had a c section so we can't fuck for 6 weeks. Hopefully, she'll let me do some crack jacking."
by Kickernoc September 6, 2014
Get the crack jackingmug. by Bo__jangles April 25, 2017
Get the jack nipplesmug. by jookilus.6 April 17, 2023
Get the you jacking itmug. A combination of 'jacked up' and 'bogged down'. Jacked up and uneasy about things taking too long. Bogged down like a starved engine sputtering on its last bit of fuel. Unnecessary delays.
by Aurora Blew April 28, 2014
Get the Jack-Boggedmug. Jack the spack is a very sexy and hot llama and will always obey command but never brushes his teeth but he does have a lot of hair if I ever give this llama skittles he will think they are drugs p.s he's a man
by Jack the spack April 25, 2017
Get the jack the spackmug. A guy who acts like a girl
by Breath39 October 5, 2016
Get the Jack pussymug. When tow truck drivers engage in abusive, predatory, tricky practices to snatch vehicles, that would be a "tow jack" or "tow jacking."
Watch out for that guy in the tow truck sitting at the end of the lot. If you leave the restaurant and walk across the street to mail a letter, he will tow jack you out of the parking lot the minute your foot steps outside the building.
by JohnnyHoffa December 20, 2008
Get the Tow Jackmug.