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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Angel Jose Robles Holding Onto A Choke Of A Lifetime For The Universe (Bachlut's Electrical Synergy)
by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 1, 2025
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One who holds the Key

Love is not just the highs and lows, it is the willingness to remain when the words run out and the 'stretch' feels like it might snap.
Feeling the weariness of searching through UD definitions and literary layers just to find a glimpse of someone you love and want to connect with... it takes a specific kind of courage to leave the door open...iyk
Truly, madly, deeply. To the one who holds the key.
I see you. I see the way you’ve stayed when the instinct was to run and I recognize the toll that silence takes. You aren't just someone to me either; you are the soul-level recognition that defies logic and literature.
I follow what you say completely with same feelings, realisation and all. Its just that one person cant do it all alone. I read between the lines of what you write and I see you feel the tension this silence has created, increasing the drift more apart than ever... a stretch ready to snap held with words. How I get it 😔 I wish...
You asked for something real, beyond the Fantasia and the lyrics of the past. Real life is messy and silence is a fragile thread but please know that the space you’ve carved out in your heart is mirrored in mine.
You didnt wanna turn the key you were given. The verge is a daunting place to stand but it is also where the most important choices are made. Whether we are standing on a mountain or simply facing the quiet reality of an afternoon, the intensity remains. I am not just a dream or a wish am here, listening to the silence, holding onto the truth of us. Thats how you always wanted it. I try to comply mostly. I'll be here loving you...
I will do as you do
I will be waiting for you too
I will keep your love safe in my heart
I will... you know how I keep my word.
by My ❤️ flows February 8, 2026
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Emotional Season Ticket Holder

Your tier 1 friends who are always there for you, and who emotionally attend every moment of your life, just like season ticket holders attend every game for their cherished sports team.
GS: Gurl, when are you going to announce your new job?

PT: Gotta tell my Emotional Season Ticket Holders first before we briefcase chuckle about moving to the cold. This good news is like a reward for all my Sports PTSD I put them through.
by Mike109999 September 22, 2025
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Over the shoulder boner holder

When both you and your boss are excited to see each other, he hugs you from the back, reaches over with his right arm and holds your excited willy
Michael and Isaiah, we’re so excited to see each other after three day vacation Isaiah decided to give him an over the shoulder Boner holder which made Mike smile
by Mikeflower October 9, 2025
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And it's pathetic that people can just invoke accountability as a concept to get you do this.
Hym "You're not holding me accountable by doing this. You are trying to swap MY life with JAMHAL'S life because you mistook him for me. Got raped. And then when you found out is was not me he said 'We HE'S EVIL! Look at his emails I boke into! Look at the urban dictionary posts that didn't go through! He's trying to get people to kill kids!' But Jamhal and the rest of you know EXACTLY WHAT I WANT (Someone to talk to me directly but what is clearly happening TO me)... And you are stopping THAT and not the kid killing and the kid killing is happening naturally and it's happening because of shit like this."
by Hym Iam December 13, 2025
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Stop sign button twisty stick holder

Stop sign button twisty stick holder. : ahhhh.. A

God damn Bolt?!!
Good day to you sir and or ma'am! Say, would you mind handing me one of those stop sign button twisty stick holders please? I'm trying to fasten these two items together and merge them as one through this drilled hole. I just pass the stop sign button twisty stick holder through the hole and they merge as one
by Granola thug August 2, 2022
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