san glans

adj. Being of the type of husband so dominated by his wife, that he may as well not only have had his testicles removed, but also the most important part of his penis.

Jeez - did you hear how Joe just let his wife scream at him like that in front of company. Man that dude is so sans glans.

by Justice April 22, 2005

Cat's eye glasses

Often worn by cranky librarians and people with no sense of style.



Wearing cat's eye glasses is considered one of the fastest ways to become a loser.

Making fun of people with cat's eye glasses is one of the easiest ways to get a cheap laugh.

James: "Haha, look at that fat kid's new glasses!'
Will: "Wow, why pick fucking?"
James: "Heh, here he comes now."
Alan: "Ohai guishe, look at my new cat's eye glasses. Have you seen my new sandals that I wear with socks?"

by prms April 1, 2009

Glasses

When people are too lazy asf to get contacts

Riley: I just got new glasses!

Greg: why didn't you just get contacts?you'd look exactly the same.
Riley: because I was too lazy and that's too much work everyday

by JuanL September 14, 2016

beer glasses

When someone sees something they way they'd like to be while drunk.

Mara sleep with Jordan because she had her beer glasses on after the party.

by Sight seeker July 4, 2014

cool :glasses

see anything awesome lol :)

bum, nicktoons, nicktoons, bnim

rocket pwoer is an exampleee but noy tt lol

by buttuglyothered the man October 5, 2004

Glassjaw

A unique punk band that plays a truly different kind of music, that could be compared to At the Drive-In. They formed in 1998, with only 2 members at the start (J.C on guitar and Julio C. Martin on drums). They wrote several songs before adding in Ariel Arro as their second guitarist, and Willy on bass, following up with Jason Calleiro on kickass vocals. Before their first tour, though, Willy dropped out and was replaced by Anthony Lopez.
They got signed to Ides of March Records, getting their attention by playing highly energetic live shows.
They released their first album in 1999, titled Miles Ahead of Where We Left Off. After a few more tours, they switched to Eulogy Recordings and, shorty after, recorded their second album, entitled 7 Years Bad Luck (My personal favorite). After a while though, they switched over to Fearless Records, and recorded their third album Everything Is Beautiful When You Don't Look Down.

"Duuude, I saw Glassjaw live last night and they were insaaaaane."

by Kappz June 7, 2012

Polarized glasses

A cheaper option for normal sunglasses. Should be avoided when choosing glasses

Oh! You bought polarized glasses!

by xxAnimeluverxx:P January 19, 2012