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pants on fire

1. to lie so badly that, theoretically your pants will burst into flames. popularized by the kindergarten chant, "liar liar pants on fire!".
2. to be painfully gay.
so then i told her i'm puff daddy's personal coke tender, and she bought it. i'm surprised my pants didn't catch fire on the spot.
by Dickie Moist October 7, 2003
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Chariot of Fire

Pronunciation: 'char-E-&t / 'äv / 'fIr

Named so for it's resemblance to a Spartan riding his chariot. The act of sodomy using Tabasco Sauce lubricant.
(Note: For authenticity, employ riding crop as spanking implement)
When asked if the pillow was for hemorrhoids, Sheila replied "No, my husband gave me the 'Chariot of Fire' last night.
by Nigel Riley-Monk September 7, 2005
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alex is on fire

The incorrect way to pronounce the name of the amazing screamo band Alexisonfire (the correct pronounciation being alexis-on-fire).
Who the hell would name a band Alex Is On Fire?
by godlovesaliar June 26, 2006
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I Set My Friends On Fire

I Set My Friends On Fire is a beast Screamo band from Miami Florida. The band formed in 2007 and the members include Matt Mehana (Vocals/Screams) and Chris Lent (Drums). Nabil Moo (Guitar, Bass, Vocals) was a former member who left then recently directed one of their music videos. Weird, I know. ISMFOF is currently touring with replacements for Nabil but are not yet part of the permanent lineup.

Albums Include:

"You Cant Spell Slaughter Without Laughter"

Songs to check out from this album:

Things That Rhyme With Orange

But The Nuns Are Watching

Ravenous Ravenous Rhinos (Best one in my opinion)

"Astral Rejection"

Songs to check out from this album:

It Comes Naturally

Excite Dyke

Astral Rejection

Oh, and by the way, these guys are AWESOME live! I recommend you guys go see them ASAP before Matt fucks up on something (hes a junkie).
Me: Dude, have you gotten the new ISMFOF CD???
ISMFOF fan 1: DUDE FUCK YEAH ITS SO DOPE!! I SET MY FRIENDS ON FIRE FOREVER!!!

Me: Dude, have you gotten the new ISMFOF CD???
ISMFOF fan 2: Yes I did, and im actually very disappointed.
by GuppyIsAFish July 29, 2011
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ring of fire

The after-effects of a skittery shit post-curry eating. The skin around the anus becomes hot and nippy. The sufferer feels extreme fear of the pain if they need to revisit for a second round of skitters.
Man has just left local curry house and has partaken a VERY hot Vinda Loo! He has been in the loo for about half an hour and shouts to his wife "I'm neva goin Indian again i have a ring of fire!!!"
by charbrad73 November 24, 2009
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Friendship set on Fire

1. Love
2. Seen on a shirt during the valentines day season
"Love is just friendship set on fire"

"I friendship set on fire you"
by Le putain francais May 24, 2005
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A Dong of Ice and Fire

When someone surreptitiously augments or replaces his roommates normal masturbatory lotion with IcyHot mentholated cream.
Eddard has been a wanker lately so I decided a Dong of Ice and Fire was in order; I went into his room and poured a bunch of IcyHot into the bottle of lotion in his nightstand.
by slapdickery August 1, 2011
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