Your face

The God of all comebacks, there is no better way to retort against an insulting comment because you will always win. No one knows who created "your face" some say it was either Chuck Norris or Jesus but whoever it was deserves a pat on the back because they are truly badass. Also, the ultimate way to respond to a "your mom" joke, because they can only reply with "your mom's face" and end up sounding stupid

Scenario 1:
Friend 1: it's time for a diss battle
Friend 2: it's your face's time for a diss battle
Friend 3: OOOOHHHH we got a winner!!!
Scenario 2:
Friend 1: Yeah, I just looked at the yearbook and you are uuuuugly!
Friend 2: your face is ugly
Friend 1: DAMMIT!!
Scenario 3:
Friend 1: that is the dumbest thing I ever heard
Friend 2: your mom is the dumbest thing I ever heard
Friend 1: well YOUR FACE is the dumbest thing I ever heard
Friend 2: well your MOM'S FACE is the dumbest thing I ever heard
Friend 3: no man, just no

by Mr.Potatoface January 3, 2014

Shred face

The unintentional weird and often humorous face(s) one makes whilst engaging in a mentally strenuous activity. Most often used in reference to the face a guitarist makes while "shredding".

Dude, your shred face is hilarious. You look you're trying to mouth words and your bottom lip keeps twitching. Do you need to blink that much?

by Trogdor90 May 21, 2017

jogin face

this expression usually works well with asians and consists of puckering ur lips and narrowing ur eyes in a disturbing unattractive manner. normally used to convey the message of i dont like you while at the same time being irresitibly cute.

"Is that guy into me?"

"NUH UH, he giving you the jogin face."

by chelsay April 14, 2008

robeing face

the look of the combination of sleep deprivation and muscle relaxation in facial muscles that result from robeing.

his mom knew he robed the night before, because of his robeing face

by fulltilt monkey August 17, 2007

Bluescreen Face

The face somebody makes when their brain has visibly encountered an error and has literally stopped working.

May be caused by fatigue, someone saying something extremely confusing or just by being a dumb bitch.(It's me, im a dumb bitch)

*receives exam*
*sees new question that was in the curriculum but i never studied for*
*beep booooooop sorry your brain has encountered an error*

i was asking his customer if he has an ip4 or ipv6 connection and he just had bluescreen face for a couple of minutes and then said he has wifi

by Ampy2 April 29, 2019

Face fuel

A white to off white powdery substance- cocaine

Yo, I’m trying to grab some face fuel for tonight’s rager. Got any?

by Illspikeurdrink January 4, 2020

ferret face

Someone who has beady eyes, a prominent nose, thin lips, and weak chin giving them the appearance of a rodent-like creature.

He would be hot because he works out, but that ferret face is distracting!

by BeechFace February 2, 2021