Evanescent

This is a term used by only the highest physiologically ranked intellects' and the goats of celestial imagination. There are only a few countries that notoriously use this specific definition of the word. Join this nexus of higher communication and be apart of the Bastion Of Aliens. Call Stalker or Sleep more. You won't regret it.

"You know evanescent?"
"Yes?"
"And Bastion Of Aliens?"
"Yeah?" *CRINGE FACE*

by the lost egg. May 9, 2019

Evanoff

The name of a guy with a great mullet and the coach of a high school hockey team. A man who if you saw in the woods you would think he would have been Bigfoot and gets questionably accused of being to nice.

“Hey do you know Evanoff?”

“You mean the man with the perfect mullet and looks like Bigfoot?”

by Triad25 May 9, 2019

Evann

It’s a dude name but a fag. He is an ot And not Jesus

Omg is that evann man he likes dick

by The man with a big penis June 30, 2019

Evaney

A strong and caring friend. Don't push her out of your life because she wouldn't even think of doing that to you. An amazing and funny friend that helps you smile even on a hella hard day. Love u bro 💜💙💜💙

Do you know evaney?
Of course!Who doesnt?

by Me,museld,and i November 26, 2019

Evans

Evans is one amazing person and you are very lucky if you meet an Evans in your life.
He's very caring and shows the people he loves care and affection. He's always ready to help if he can and will never leave your side no matter what.
He's just an angel.

Oh he took care of his girlfriend the whole time she was sick?
He's such an Evans

by heyyylove November 27, 2019

Evans opinion

Straight factual perfection

Evan: she is fat

Person1: I agree
Person2: I agree

Person3: I agree
Person4: I agree
Everyone at the same time: Evans opinion is spot on, your so cool Evan, thank you so much Evan

by Iffycreator October 30, 2019

Evann

a smoking hot man that gets all the chicks and is the tciccest of the thicc

man that evann kid is thicc

by ytfcvbhjiuygfcx December 12, 2019