Topless Clown

Paris Hilton's mother

At Ron's bachelor party, Bill got spanked by a topless clown,who turned out to be Paris Hilton's mother.

by Topless clown spanker June 22, 2009

Couture Clown

Particular to sourthern border of the US with mexico. Mostly Spanish-speaking, pretentious, last season's couture wearing, jota that wears horridly narrow and pointed dress shoes that curl up like clown shoes. Usually, they wear brands like Aldo. Ususally overly dramatic. Funny, but usually a pain in the ass. Fravorite word of choice being "Osea". Usually broke, but will charge anything to look rich. Drives a used luxary car like a mercedes miata or mom's BMW, but lives in a hovel. Synonyms: Ranchitas, Fonchies, Pochos, Fresas

Oh no girl; You DON'T want to go to THAT party! Jotas will be all last season, not speak of word of English, & think they run the world. Not to mention thoes aweful pointy curled shoes from Aldo. Couture Clown everywhere! Well, maybe we should to see who win's the oscar tonight. DRAMA!

by laverdad21 January 27, 2012

interface with the clown

The act of speaking with a fast food employee at the drive through window.

When on the phone one says "Hold on on I have to interface with the clown" when it is your turn to order at the fast food window

by KC6FLG October 9, 2008

New Yorker Clown Car

Where you attempt to get as many dicks inside a girl as possible. Clown face paint is optional.

Girl: Wow guys 32 this time, that's a new record.

Guy: Wait, we can fit a few more.

Girl: What? Wher...(several dicks shoved in her mouth)

Guy: Yep, that's a New Yorker Clown Car record all right.

by Perplexing Enigma May 9, 2011

insane clown posse

the greatest band of all time ever, original lyrics, and as loyal to their fans as thier fans are to them,

insane clown posse kicks ass and if you dont like them then fuck off

by Energizerman38 October 7, 2006

ass clown

Someone who draws a funny face on their ass cheeks, and talks with their ass cheecks to make people laugh is the true definition of an ass clown!

"John is the funniest ass clown, he just drew a funny face on his ass cheeks and did an imitation of George Clooney."

by MasterMTG May 4, 2006

Insane Clown Posse

I.C.P.-Insane clown posse. You people(notice i said people, not stupid fucks or idiots) that love to hate on the Juggalo/Juggalette population are cowards. You are ten feet tall and bullet proof behind a computer sceen. But come meet me and my Juggalo Homies face to face(yes i'm down 4 life but i take my paint off, cuz i aint afraid to face the world.) and we'll see what's up.Cuz for the most part not every Juggalo is 12. We would seriously put a fuckin' hatchet in your forehead and crack your damn skull. ICP is only telling a story, of a hard fuckin' life with no hope, but somehow, somewhere that all changed, and if you are one of those richy rich bitch ass mother fuckers, who got everything handed to you, Then that bitch is why you don't like ICP, unlike us who have had and led some of the most fucked-up lives, We know whats its like to have or start with nothing.And if ICP sucks so bad why in the hell would they be tight with 3-6-Mafia,Teck-9,KMK(Kotten Mouth Kings, For those who don't know),Esham,and many others, they are tight with these rappers so that shows there they aint racists,any talk all the shit you want on ICP and the Juggalo Nation on your pc, but when you grow some balls,look me up and face to face tell me we suck, 2 things will happen, u die,and i go to jail. Clown Love Motha Fako.

Some Hater: Insane Clown Posse is so fuckin' Gay.
Juggalo: You're stupid, don't gay mean happy.

To me icp looks pretty fuckin' happy and filthy rich too.

We(the Juggalos) dont hate on your artist,we just turn the other cheek, its that easy.

by Juggalo JT November 6, 2006