Cum Hydrant 

When vast amounts of semen are excreted from the head of the penis.

Phyllis: Gurrrl, why yo eyes so messed up?

Brittany: I didn't realize Billy Bob cums so much; it was like a cum hydrant!

Phyllis: Oh! I've made that mistake before.

Cum Hydrant by Dr. Purple Cock February 5, 2014

cum tummy 

Noun: Is used to describe a very sexy stomach on a pretty woman, when a man wants to cum all over her stomach.

Man did you see Crystal? She's got a nice cum tummy. I'd bang her all night.

cum tummy by francois m January 11, 2008

cum guzzler

cum guzzler is a term for one who ingulfs its throat with cum and guzzles down the semon

patrick don't be a cum guzzler

cum guzzler by arien and jamie February 29, 2008

Cum Cruncher

One who munches the cum residual found in the crack of the ass which have hardened into small crunchy nuggets over night or nights.

I knew he was a cum cruncher when i spotted a familiar nugget dangling from a hair in the corner of his mouth.

Cum Cruncher by The Hiney Snackers ( T H S ) October 6, 2008

cum gloss 

when a male ejaculates directly onto a female's cracked, brittle-bone dry lips, in order to give her a more intense, long-lasting moisture, that she so desperatly yerns for in the cold month of December

It was the night before Christmas, and Santa drizzled his cum gloss into the eggnog in order give Cynthia a more intense, long-lasting moisture, that she desperatly yearned for in the cold month of December.

cum gloss by sadie19 October 17, 2008

Cum Gas 

(n). 1. The often small but potent, oily like fart that you pass durring an intense orgasm.

1. "Austin, your Cum Gas smells so nasty, if that wasnt the best fuck i've ever had, i would punch you in the face."

Cum Gas by LS returns(tiny) January 10, 2009

Cum Guzzler

One who drinks copious amounts of sperm whilst giving head.

Nicolette is a cum guzzler.

Cum Guzzler by JT90 October 14, 2008