When you're getting head, before you nut, drizzle maple syrup on your dick so that when you nut (which you aim for her eye(s)), some combo of syrup and jizz makes opening her eyes a sticky situation.
This chick was blowing me, and I was about to cum I drizzled maple syrup on my dick and aimed high, blasting her in the eye... gave her the old Canadian Brown Eye.
by SomeFreakyDude August 11, 2011
Get the Canadian Brown Eyemug. A person that drinks maple syrup living in igloos, is nice except when you start it, and people who look like Eskimos. They play hockey and ride dog sleds to get around. (Not realistically)
by Mexhellee December 26, 2020
Get the Canadianmug. The worst whisky you will ever try. The BPA leaching plastic bottle is not a nice touch. Will ultimately lead to the worst night of drinking you will ever have
by Toedaddy February 18, 2021
Get the Canadian Mistmug. by Kjahnke812 January 18, 2017
Get the Canadian walkaboutmug. When you freeze maple syrup in a condom and a popsicle stuck at the end and then place it in your penis to enlarge it then having sex with the girl till it melts
P1:Holy shit bro I just managed to do a Canadian cumshot on a girl
P2:Jesus Christ man how’d that go
P1:it felt amazing but the popsicle stick in stuck in my cock
P2:Jesus Christ man how’d that go
P1:it felt amazing but the popsicle stick in stuck in my cock
by anonymous January 17, 2021
Get the Canadian Cumshotmug. Dipping a person or persons in boiling hot syrup and then throwing them in a below zero snowstorm, temperature shocking they’re body.
by Emerald Foddy May 9, 2025
Get the Canadian popsiclemug. by kkksupreme June 18, 2019
Get the Mostly Canadian black bearmug.