Bum Blockers 

Any item or device used to remove the less-savory elements of routine urban life, such as crazy homeless people and garbage, from one's sensory perception.

Common examples are headphones for blocking sound and darker sunglasses for blocking visuals.

Person 1: "Did you hear that tweaker flipping out on the subway on the way here? God this city is such a shithole!"

Person 2: "Nah, I had my bum blockers in. All I heard the whole ride was my music."

Bum Blockers by MarpatAnon May 16, 2017

Bum Crumpets 

Larger than standard dry poo chunks that stick to your anus hairs when you do not wipe properly

My arse is full of bum crumpets because the toilet paper was like tracing paper and i was too scared to wipe properly

Bum Crumpets by SQUEELYBUM May 27, 2017

Bum yums 

The hind parts on an attractive woman. Typically voluptuous in nature.

Hey man, look at shorty over there with the bum yums, her booty's lookin' real healthy right now.

Bum yums by Schwebster June 19, 2017

bum rug 

its that fuzzy patch on the nutsack bit of ya tradies boxers

Fuuuuck iv got burnouts on the bum rug

bum rug by Gapezy June 27, 2017

Bum perm 

The act of twirling your long bum hairs around your fingers thus creating a Permed set of buttocks.

A-Yo that guy's so cool, I wonder if he perms his bum hair?
H-yeah I've got a bum perm and what am outcheaaaaa. Wagwarn zuzzeh
A-woah
Z-.......

Bum perm by ChayzOnToast August 16, 2017

Bum Tumbler 

A pejorative term used to imply someone enjoys sticking their fingers up someone else's anus, most commonly used as a gay slur. The name comes from pin tumbler locks as you need to stick a key or pick into the lock to move the pins to open the lock. The finger would be the key and the ass is the lock.

What're you Bum Tumblers up to?

Bum Tumbler by Fyce September 2, 2017

Bum hut 

Woman sleeping with nasty filthy men..

Peter: I like Joesie, might ask her out..
Daniel: Don't go there Pete, you'll shame yourself.., She's a real bum hut..

Bum hut by Novdal September 10, 2017