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Variety Box

Used to describe a person who has a wide range of ideas on a subject, but chooses to voice funny, extreme, sexual or just plain inappropriate ideas - normally with the intent of being rare (def 3.)

Plural, 'Variety Boxes' used to describe a group of the aforementioned persons.
'Awwww nuts, we missed our train again.'
'We could always fly...'
'For fucks sake Ben, you're such a variety box sometimes...'

'Whos rare (def 3.) idea was it to buy an inflatable sheep for my birthday?'
'All of ours!'
'You're all a bunch of variety boxes, I mean it!'
by Bezzo January 7, 2008
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Box Race

Teams of two no more than two, you and your partner drink a case a forty and a 4-Loko
What are you doing this weekend?
Box Race man are you a squid?
by Vanilla Sunshine February 26, 2015
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Nosh box

Rubbing you're finger in your ass crack and rubbing it across someone's top lip whilst shouting nosh box.
I just gave that lad a stinking nosh box.
by Zizziel November 17, 2016
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raspberry box

the act of filling up a box with raspberries and beating someone unconsious with it and then ejaculating into their hair.
my boss was making me mad so i gave him a raspberry box.
by vanksie November 1, 2010
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Box person

People or person that has lived a very sheltered life, therefore have turned into judging ass holes.

these people tend to make fun of and scoff at things that are different to them.

They also are the kinds of people that have no friends when they grow up because they dont like anything that is different to them.
Jane: Peter looked at me like i was a weirdo, because of the way i dresssed.
Lucy: yeah, dont pay too much attention, hes a box person
by Facilis Descernus August 24, 2011
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box munchkin

A midget lesbian. Derived from the latin root "box muncher" but added "kin" to imply the shortness of the one who is munching the box.
I hired 2 lesbian strippers for Dean's bachelor party and they turned out to be midgets too. Nothing like a bachelor party with a couple of box munchkins running around.
by Pappy McShmeer January 5, 2011
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Jerk the Box

Female Masterbastion
He loves to watch her Jerk the Box
Mom, do you ever jerk the box?
by X-tina Bobina marie June 14, 2011
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