brandoned

to be up creek without a paddle once again, to have the whole world in the palm of your hand and blow it for the 1000th time, to be a natural born loser, a figure of speech way worse than munsoned. Related to the sir name Brandon

I rather get brandoned out in the middle of nowhere than lose face in front of my brothers in blue.

by The Real Worminator February 8, 2025

brandon curington

Thug that said the “Yo yo it’s hump day” line, and likes toro inoue

Man 1: Did you hear that Brandon Curington is a barber?

Man 2: No shit, he’s the “Erotic Barber” guy

by thetorofangirl February 11, 2025

Brandon

A man with a very large penis who is good at soccer

That man is probably a Brandon

by Tylerrockysigma February 25, 2025

brandon

a quickie in fast food restrooms using only kitchen utensils between 2 guys

i got a brandon yesterday by derek

by yungseb March 20, 2025

Brandonu Cruzubu

Brandonu Cruzubu

Brandonu Cruzubu

by SuelTameOresuTeMato April 5, 2025

BRandon Cruz Wants To Be Another Dennis Elohin Robles Soler Tanna

BRandon Cruz Wants To Be Another Dennis Elohin Robles Soler Tanna

BRandon Cruz Wants To Be Another Dennis Elohin Robles Soler Tanna

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 15, 2025

Brandon

Someone who should never date anyone, especially if their name starts with M and ends with addy. Break up with him now. I’m serious. If his last name is Griffin, then you should probably dump him and throw him into a very deep ocean filled with sharks.

A person: I’m dating Brandon

Me: you’re making the worse choice in the world, leave while you can

by BrandonHater2009 April 24, 2025