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alphabetical anecdotes

Assorted "A-to-Z" bu**s**t tales supposedly relating past events, such as:
banecdotes: When you got shown da door fer misbehavin'
branecdotes: What da Scarecrow's thinking-organ was composed of
canecdotes: How da clutter of empty food-containers came to exist
clanecdotes: Where yer group of weird-a** "loyal followers" came from
fanecdotes: Same as above, only said dedicated admirers are now also swishing themselves wif pleated-paper breeze-makers :P
Franecdotes: How Miss Fine shocked and/or amused Max's family during her period as a nanny and/or Max's wife
glanecdotes: What one or more luscious-lipped chicks have done wif dat juicy head on yer you-know-what
granecdotes: Assorted goings-on during visits to "Big Ma's house"
klanecdotes: "The Five Orange Pips" and similar stories
LANecdotes: Da occasional service-blackouts and other assorted crap dat you endure regarding yer internet service
manecdotes: Assorted "cool dude" happenings
manicdotes: Various "totally hyper" goings-on
Additional examples of alphabetical anecdotes include:

nanecdotes: Same as da actress-Drescher-related definition above
panecdotes: Da assorted tough-sailor-clunking shenanigans dat Laurel and Hardy performed outside da saloon in "Live Ghost"
panicdotes: Da assorted terrified emotions dat said comic duo suffered when said swarthy brutes discovered dat they had been shanghaied
planecdotes: Various "here's what we're gonna do today" tales
ranecdotes: What happened during either Boston Marathons or horse-races
scanecdotes: Yer antivirus-software adventures
spanecdotes: Various gap-bridging events
Stanecdotes: Laurel's adventure-tales dat he later tells to Hardy
swanecdotes: Related In Louie Da Trumpeter's book
tanecdotes: Adventures in da sun
tranecdotes: What ya read about in an LGBTQ newsletter
vanicdotes: Hippie-movement adventures while tootling around da country in an old VW bus
wanicdotes: "Back when I was a scrawny weakling" stories dat a hard-muscled health-guru relates to his audience
by QuacksO November 19, 2025
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Alpha Sub

A strong, confident female who's often sarcastic because she is powerful and playful. She is an intelligent problem solver who is often misunderstood by beta and lesser males. She is a loner, never runs in a pack, and is a boss in her own right. She controls every aspect of her life to the rest of the world, but will drop to her knees and devote her life for the love of her dominant.
She an Alpha sub? Guaranteed that's one bad-ass bitch
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Alphabet mafia

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Sometimes this very prominent lobbiest group is referred to as the alphabet mafia.

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Sometimes this very prominent lobbiest group is referred to as the Alphabet mafia.
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Beta Alpha Delta (ashland)

Fouding fathers Ben, Garrett, Rob... founded off a couple of guys who didnt like their own frats, and loved to drink. They just wanted to have fun, so they started a baseball leauge just to drink, and get fucked up. If you want to be a part of BAD you have to drink. They are always willing accept new members as long as you drink alot. Power hours are a must if you want to join.
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All Alpha No Fucks

Tim Tebow; may occasionally be used to describe Chuck Norris and/or his roundhouse kicks
Yeah, toss that football. Yeah, misplace that euphemism, my tasty All Alpha No Fucks.
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Artificial Alpha

You know this guy as he acts overly macho. He is easily recognized by these traits.

Has a large truck that is just for show.
Can only talk about sports.
Lives for the gym everyone knows when his leg day is.
Only comfortable around younger guys.
Does not party or have a social life.
Never scores any poon.
Is the most boring and awkward person in the room.
He so want's to be the Man but he is just a Artificial Alpha.
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Google Alphabet

When you type each letter into Google one by one & see what the first result is. Some people post this onto Twitter.
Google Alphabet:
A is for Amazon,
B is for BBC News,
C is for Currys,
D is for Daily Mail,
by Autolectric April 2, 2016
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