Strangle dump

When you strain so hard during a bowel movement that you pass out.

I blacked out hard last night from a strangle dump. I hit my head on the sink and woke up 2 hours later.

by Bakerdoodle July 5, 2018

Trump Dump

When you've eaten a spicy Indian curry and need to take a big shit (dump) and the contents of your dump are think and orangey

"That vindaloo is repeating on me - I think I need to take a Trump Dump"!

by da wrong dooerflgflgkbjlfkgbml August 7, 2018

dump phone

A burner phone

I poop tweet on my dump phone.

by jackmormonpriest August 15, 2018

Judas Dump

While on a date, you are overcome with intense diarrheal pain and are forced to excuse yourself from the table. Being gone for more than the standard 3 minute urination time period, you accept that your date has realized you are taking a shit so you take your sweet ass time. You then come back to the table only to find an empty chair, a half eaten tuna tartare and an unpaid bill. Your asscheeks are still greasy and your night is ruined.

Tom’s only chance at true love was thwarted by an unavoidable Judas Dump. The betrayal by both his stomach and the love of his life left him heartbroken.

by Daddylongdick813 February 9, 2019

Dump Zone

When a person defecates inside the box of a calzone or pizza, closes it, and labels it "dump zone" in a public area for others to open and discover.

GGZ created a dump zone in a DP Dough box at UCONN and left it in the freshmen dorm room.

by Wwilly September 14, 2018

Pump and Dump

When you're on the toilet and need to force shit out.

Bro 1: "Wait, I'ma pump the shit out, then take a bath"
Bro 2: Pump and Dump, I like it

by Ze Philippinian September 21, 2018

Trump dumped

When someone you've met, and have great chemistry with otherwise, finds out you voted for Trump and then is somehow immediately no longer attracted to you and won't date you, you've been Trump dumped.

Well hell, she saw one of my old Facebook postings and now I've been Trump dumped!

by mrt77876 May 31, 2018