shitting my dick

are you being for real

Vivian are you shitting my dick

by cowboygoldfish April 18, 2022

Poop on my Shoes

When you draft David Johnson 4th overall in a fantasy football draft

Yo Milè just fucking drafted David Johnson 4th overall. Fuckin poop on my shoes.

by Fing Fang Foom September 23, 2019

My Buddy

A co-worker who constantly seeks others approval and attention. A kiss ass.

Hey look over there, My Buddy is back over at days desk again, third time this hour.

by mrp2008 January 13, 2009

My five

My blood

That be my five

by YungboiNBA April 28, 2024

Wax my stick

A slang term used by surfers meaning to put a wax product on the surface of a surfboard to give better traction for their feet.
One such product is marketed as "Mr. Zog's Sex Wax - the best for your stick".

The term has a humorous double meaning of receiving oral sex (a blow job) as ones stick (penis) waxes (grows larger) from the attention.

I need to wax my stick first, then I'll join you in the water.

by Enriched.By.U May 5, 2013

That Sounded Better In My Head

A common phrase used when someone says something they randomly thought of without thinking and it doesn't sound quite as good out loud.

Fallout 76 DJ: "You're listening to Appalachia Radio. It's like a Super Stimpak...for the soul. *Cough* Ooh, that sounded better in my head..."

by Ubeenbamboozledson August 20, 2021

Kick start my harley

Your hitting a bitch doggie Style and right before she cums you punch her in the kidneys to make her cum like a leaky motorcycle!!

So I’m fucking this bitch and she was like make me cum me cum so I went ahead and kick start my harley

by Moneyseller44 May 7, 2019