I was just testing my reflexes

Something cool that you can say when your caught jacking off.

I was just testing my reflexes

by Judge dredd7 July 8, 2012

My bby Mickayla

She is the most beautiful girl in the world and she has such an amazing personality and I love everything about her she has the sweetest personality and is so kind and caring to animals and everyone else ...she is the definition of perfection 🥺.....and she has the most beautiful eyes ever that I could stare at all day and never get bored they are so colourful and vibrant I have never seen a girl as Beautiful as her and also her smile is so cute and adorable and it could light up the whole world in seconds.....and out of Everyone you will ever meet she will be the best ...and She is a beautiful gay god that is also so fuckinggg hot and cute

I love youuuuuu and so does my dog

Me: SHE IS THE GAY GOD AND SHE IS PERFECT AND BEAUTIFUL AND HOT I HAVE NEVER SEEN ANYONE AS BEAUTIFUL AS HER AND IVE NEVER LOVED ANYONE AS MUCH AS I LOVE MY BBY MICKAYLA

the people reading this:THIS PERSON IS SUCH A FUCKING SIMP FOR THIS GIRL

by Mickayla I perfect 🥺 November 23, 2021

Don't be looking at my ass

When a divorced rough middle aged man catches you looking at his ass whilst he holds an item of choice

Guy: Wow look at his ass
Divorced man: Don't be looking at my ass (item of choice is a cold coffee)

by Dr. ShrimpPuertoRico December 18, 2021

pour some milk into my cup

(of a female) Take on sexual intercourse

Pour some milk into my cup, sugar

by MASTER5 ^%^ December 6, 2018

My direct line

25 kids 75 ex's 1000000 hired security

My direct line could triangulate in 7s three times M4 RPGs and flashbangs mk6s and aks

by Cody5050 January 28, 2022

lick my dick

its like kiss my ass or taste me cock except its licking and your dick

Timmy: HAHA YOUR MOM'S IN JAIL
Oliver: well uh,
lick my dick
Timmy: no u
Oliver: you want me to lick my dick?
Timmy: uhhh
Oliver: that's what I thought motherfucker
Timmy: fuckin' asshole
Oliver: hmm I thought you were a bitch
Timmy: *does suicide*

by I-ready more like I-not-ready April 21, 2022

U fuck my pussy

An expression of anger after someone on Facebook marketplace scams your clueless husband.

Online scammer is able to get sensitive information from unwitting husband , and his wife grabs the phone and texts: “U fuck my pussy. You are a thief!”

by R R Sanchez January 16, 2022