Wizard-Tailing

The magical sex act performed on a man who is in wizard cosplay attire. (Typically a worn-pointy hat and some type of robe). The wizard then tucks his genitalia backwards between his legs so when he bends over, lifting his robes, it resembles a tail. A man or woman would then service the member (typically orally) until completion, at which point the wizard would proclaim his ‘Harry Potter House’ upon ejaculation.

“GRYFINDOR!”

“Dude I went to comic-con last weekend and some chick was wizard-tailing a Dumbledore looking guy in the bathroom.”

Wizard-Tailing by Vanderliz0r December 4, 2025

WizLit

When you think a joint isn’t lit but then take a hit and somehow it was lit the whole time, making you think that you were a wizard of weed.

“Jake stared at the joint, convinced it was out, but when he took a drag and it hit anyway, he nodded to himself—clearly a wizard of weed who had unknowingly kept it lit the whole time, WizLit.”

WizLit by LostInSauce.Com December 19, 2025

WizLit

When you think a joint isn't lit but then take a hit and somehow it was lit the whole time, making you think that you were a wizard of weed.

“Bro, I thought this joint was dead, but I just took a hit and it pulled—guess I just got WizLit.”

WizLit by LostInSauce.Com December 19, 2025

Wizard Lighting

Wizard Lighting: When you think a joint isn't lit but then take a hit and somehow it was lit the whole time, making you think that you were a wizard of weed.

“I was about to relight it, but it hit perfectly—straight Wizard Lighting moment.”

Wizard Lighting by LostInSauce.Com December 19, 2025

Wizzy-Wazzy

A state of being internally busy or mentally flustered with the list of things that you want to accomplish or complete; TV static except in your brain and internally; an inability to relax.

I want to sit down and relax on the couch and watch TV with my wife, but she is so Wizzy-Wazzy that she is not even able to wind down for the night.

Wizzy-Wazzy by SKEEM8N January 4, 2026

Wizard

No. Wizards learn and/or study magic. Sorcerers have magic inherently. Warlocks make contracts with minor deities or demons or eldritch creatures in exchange for magic.

Iam "So I would be a Sorcerer. Not a Wizard. Gege got it right. BUUUT! I'm also a Demi-God and/or Djinn and, therefore, anyone who took the essence loan would be one of my Warlocks. Now, Jordan Peterson would be a Wizard."

Jordan Peterson casts Vapid Extirpation!

The Jews cast Silence

Everyone else casts Dissonant Whispers

Hym Iam 😑🫵----------->🫵

Wizard by Hym Iam January 23, 2026

Wicked Wizard 

Slang term for marijuana refering to the smoke emitted when smoking or "summoning"

"Yo bro summon dat wicked wizard with me"

Wicked Wizard by Prestie June 22, 2007