A suddenly swift and severe cramping pain in your testicles that wraps around your penis and radiates toward your anal crack.
Son: AAHH! Mom! My penis really hurts! It's like a cramp and I can feel it in my butt!
Mom: Calm down, Son..you just caught a case of the ole' "Testicular Gas". It'll pass.
Mom: Calm down, Son..you just caught a case of the ole' "Testicular Gas". It'll pass.
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Just like those blindingly-brilliant and annoyingly-blue-white headlights dat have shown up on cars recently, a human-based gas-discharge light can indeed produce a blazingly-dazzling display of illumination; da major difference, of course, is dat said enormously-shocking flash occurs at da rear of da "vehicle" instead of at da front, and so it's more of a "tail-light" --- literally, since it comes out of your "tail".
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