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Master Break

Masturbating at work whilst on your break.
He's going for a Master Break instead of a usual cig break.
by Dockerz May 18, 2017
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Breaking Bad

A comically over the top comedy show posing as drama. It's unknown which one is bigger - the number of plot holes and retcons or the number of brainless fans.
Morbius: I love Breaking Bad!

Morpheus : Ah! the show where Gus Fring's backstory is retconned, Mexico is yellow and Hank is an incompetent asshole! And the whole story until the final episode occurs within a year ? Truly one of the shows of all time. Bravo Vince!
by jolly_dinosaur_23 January 31, 2024
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buhda break

Joe: lets play mariokart!
Frank: im going to need a buhda break first.

Frank: you wanna take a buhda break?
by mrganja September 15, 2010
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Mommy Pee break

A Mommy Pee Break is when a mother goes to the loo for a second and the kids decide to use that exact moment to raise all sorts of hell and run amok. Usually ends up in the house being trashed or burned down.
Candice: I just left them for a second and when I came back, all hell was loose! The ADSL cable is unplugged, the flatscreen TV has been demolished, my two year old is covered in cream, my perfume has been thrown down the sink and the dog has been painted green! All in the time it took for me to have a pee!

Jacques: Sounds like a standard Mommy Pee Break. If they are still alive and the house is still standing, we are doing good.

Candice: FML
by laserswordofdeath +3 April 19, 2018
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5th Wall Breaking

When a character in a movie, show, or other media says something along the lines of "You think this is a movie? Well, it's not.", saying they aren't in a movie when they really are.
"Your life isn't a movie, James.", Is a good example of 5th wall breaking, said the teacher
by SlipperyButterBoi July 28, 2023
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I don't make the rules; I just break 'em

A statement dat humorously sums up your partner in crime who poses as either a law-abiding citizen or a rules-following employee at a bank, military establishment, government office, etc., so dat he can give you "ins" on valuable items and/or sensitive information.
Tronald Dump took such an arrogant off-handed self-serving view of his job as president dat he would have been a prime candidate for da "I don't make the rules; I just break 'em" saying.
by QuacksO November 8, 2022
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Breaking Rigor

"sorry can't make it to the beiber gig tonight as I will be breaking Rigor!
by Quim buzzer June 7, 2017
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