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Masculine noodles 

Instant ramen that is cooked strictly with a heat pack, hand warmer, or MRE heater to the point the noodles are just wet and hard but warm.
He was watching the board game eating his masculine noodles
Masculine noodles by cade0mon June 16, 2022
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Shrimp noodles=Shrimp dick 

if you eat shrimp noodles you 100% of the time have a shrimp dick
Girl: You eat shrimp noodles?

Boy: Yes? Why?

Girl: LMAOOOO HAHAHAHA YOU HAVE A SHRIMP DICK!!! Shrimp noodles=Shrimp dick

Dapper Noodle 

A play on Danger Noodle that refers to a snake that looks dapper, generally one with a top hat and occasionally a mustache.
“Hey, look at that Dapper Noodle

“Eh, doesn’t look very dapper to me”

*gets bitten*

*dies*

“Serves you right
Dapper Noodle by Dapper Noodle August 25, 2022

Flat Noodle 

Mysoginist and derogatory term used especially in Incel forums and image boards to refer to Asian women.
Paul called Kim a "flat noodle" for not going out with him, so we kicked him off of our friend group
Flat Noodle by v-kyun October 4, 2022

suspension noodle 

The act of hanging oneself.
We are gathered here today to pay our respects to Jim, who committed suspension noodle last night.
suspension noodle by Arkadios200 October 6, 2022

Boston noodle 

When having anal sex. One must ejaculate into there partners anal hole and then slurp the semen out
Oh man i boston noodled my wofe last night tasted great!
Boston noodle by 2.3T noodler October 17, 2022