jesus piece 

Originated by Kanye West. He wears a Phat Gold chain with a realistic Jesus medallion that hangs from the chain. A Jesus piece is a piece of jewelery that represents Jesus.

"I stay fitted from the Polo fleece to the Jesus piece."

jesus piece by GravyPlaya January 5, 2005

Jesus Moment

It's a moment when you suddenly become very enlightened as if jesus had planted a brilliant idea into your brain.

I could decide what to name my paper, but then I had a Jesus Moment and i figured out the perfect title.

Jesus Moment by Alixxx7 March 3, 2009

Jesus Tapdancing Christ 

A phrase in which i have created to give u the mental image of Jesus Christ Tapdancing!! Funny, No?
And or to use in a state of absolute happyness sadness anger disgust confusion and many other emotions!

Jesus Tapdancing Christ u have some Big eyeballs!

Jesus Tapdancing Christ by Jazy (Jabber Jaws) December 28, 2004

jesus tits 

A great replacement for saying "jesus H christ". or "Great mother of Mary's godly uterus".

Everytime I unzip my pants, my dick slips right up my ass...jesus tits!

jesus tits by joniam May 6, 2003

jesus Jesus JESUS 

Used in escalating anger when saying one Jesus isn't enough. With each jesus said the tone becomes louder and stronger so by the third jesus you are using everything you got.

(a ketchup bottle falls from the fridge and smashes all over the floor)
jesus Jesus JESUS!!!!!

jesus Jesus JESUS by Stephen McDonnell February 9, 2006

Jesus moment

Having a moment that is god-like or like talia.

Talia is having another jesus moment

Jesus moment by zziiggggyy December 9, 2008

jesus of suburbia 

A member of www.musicianforums.com.

Jesus of Suburbia is at it again...

jesus of suburbia by Ben Verow March 6, 2005