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Not why I got fired

Event if that IS the other side of the story... It's a story absent of a conclusion and that absents is evidence that you're lying and that you are just trying justify the conclusion without having to address it or would need to omit from or change the conclusion to try an downplay the damages I have accrued.
Hym "That's not why I got fired. I was working 80 hours a week every other week. I was picking up overtime even at other houses. Until it was clear that she was fucking that retard. Then I was fired for violating the neglect and abuses policy for not reporting retard molestation soon enough. That is the conclusion of the event you are talking about. As in, there is no alternate conclusion. It doesn't matter how many sides there are to the story. The end result was fired for not reporting retard sex. Transferred out in response to an allegation. And allegation that she say SHE DIDN'T BELIEVE but that I WAS BEING SINGLED OUT AND I STILL HAVE THE TEXT MESSAGES TO PROVE THAT SHE SAID IT. And then fired for not reporting retard sex. That is all."
by Hym Iam August 4, 2025
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the head Fred

by The head Fred June 22, 2025
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Fun Funny Freddy

A real-life children’s performer who creates silly songs, funny characters, and dance-along videos for kids.

A real-life children’s performer who creates silly songs, funny characters, and dance-along videos for kids — with music available on streaming platforms.

Fun Funny Freddy is a kids’ music creator and on-screen character known for making toddlers laugh, sing, and wiggle nonstop. He’s a real person who performs energetic songs and brain breaks on YouTube and streaming platforms. With original characters like Happy Hippo, Funny Monkey, and Sleepy Sloth, Freddy brings preschool-style fun with music that helps kids learn and move at the same time.

Created and performed by Freddy Capitelli, Fun Funny Freddy was inspired by his own childhood struggles with learning. He turned that experience into a mission: to help kids learn in joyful, active ways through movement, music, and fun.

His music — including songs like “Tickle Time,” “Shake Your Shoulders,” and “The Crazy Animal Dance” — is available on platforms like Spotify, Apple Music, Amazon Music, and YouTube.
My kid won’t eat breakfast until they watch Fun Funny Freddy do the Crazy Animal Dance, and now I have his songs stuck in my head all day
by MrBrainBreak June 23, 2025
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Order of fred

Made by David Lee cardwell is a group of satanist zoophile necrophile Nazis and maps made to extortion people for stuff like cuts.
by La Desca meh November 6, 2025
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Your shitty makeup is gonna get me fired

If you work as a cashier in a store that sells age restricted items such as alcohol you may get underage girls coming into the store with tonnes of makeup on to make themselves look older. This can result in you not asking them for ID because you think they look old enough to not need it but you end up getting fired anyway because they are actually underage.

For the guys, it is "your shitty beard is gonna get me fired."
Underage girl: *Places bottle of wine on counter*
Cashier: ID please
Underage girl: But I'm 30!
Cashier: Nope, your shitty makeup is gonna get me fired!
by LordJenal December 17, 2023
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