clown's wig

When you remove the undergarments of a redheaded lady to find an untamed bright ginger thatch somewhat akin to Ronald Mcdonald's head and say wow, you've got a clown's wig

I took Mindy home last night, dude she had a clown's wig

by the hairy bean bag September 17, 2013

Sad Clown Face

a phrase used to describe the look on someone's face after vomiting\crying from consuming too much alcohol

Dude logan has such a sad clown face, i think he drank too much

by lilbrizo September 16, 2012

Clown

A grown man or woman who is silly or foolish

Mike is 27 and childish he’s a clown

by FuckingGod December 13, 2018

Clown Chowder

1.) noun. viscous tomfoolery; an individual or act that is considered both nonsensical and vapid

2.) The Soup of Fools

“Honestly, I don’t think you should date your coworker... He’s Clown Chowder AF...

by Trashlight May 19, 2021

Professional Hand Clown

Anyone that is really good at giving hand jobs or has a love of rubbing cocks

Bob’s wife is such a professional hand clown he’s always smiling at work, what a lucky guy!

by SwingingDick69 May 13, 2022

Intervention clown

Someone that wants to change the definition of reality and call the sky green just to be argumentative about something.

The intervention clown wanted to look for trouble with people and run some of them off from their own neighborhoods, even though she wasn't from their neighborhood herself, while trying to call them the bully, or the ones trying to dominate somebody else.

by Solid Mantis April 21, 2021

clown

the person reading this.

you’re a clown if you’re reading this.

by ~(•_•)~ June 21, 2019