Door Cheese

Originated from COD MW infected, a glitch where you could stand behind a door, so that the infected couldn't come in; an exploitation used to avoid problems/hostiles in life.

"Tyrone, stop doing a door cheese on your homework by saying you keep disconnecting from the Zoom call, that grade ain't gonna raise itself!"

by FerDcooL1 September 14, 2020

cheese trumpet

Another name for a butthole, usually used by dads, uncles, and some southern women.

“My Please Hump It and my Cheese Trumpet were hanging out.”

by Redstoneqwwe November 1, 2020

Rip cheese

An expression said to express pity in a sarcastic tone.

used when talking about something insignificant.

Person A - “I forgot to do my homework”

Person B - “Rip cheese yo”

by Cochieman November 3, 2020

Cherry Cheese

A Very cheesy pussy.

Clean out yo nasty cherry cheese, bitch.

by Mega Hemroids November 4, 2020

Whore Cheese

1. Of pertaining to a woman's yeasty and vaginal cheese like qualities.

2. A person's personal item that's tainted by layers of sex juice (which over time, has fermented into a ripe cheese like quality)

"I'm not sitting down on your whore cheese couch, with all the hundreds of men you've slept with, that thing's nasty", says Destiny to her friend Chastity

"Dude, did you see that whore cheese on that stripper's vag?"
-Jebediah
"Yeah brah, that yellowish white thing was drippin' down all over the place" - Elijah

by Yourmomlovesquirelldicks October 23, 2012

Grating the Cheese

An act of male masturbation involving grinding on a surface without the use of the hand or other device.

I walked in on my boyfriend grating the cheese last night.

by brutus_maximus October 20, 2012

cheese nipples

To have nipples with a brittle "aged cheddar" like quality to their look and texture to the tongue. Commonly found on asu students (both men and women) who are into very kinky coitus that the rest of us normally avoid...

Max...you have cheese nipples...that's no Gouda

by Eatontwat September 17, 2013