have you ever been at school and as you walk around, sometimes there will be a bake sale, but oh, what's this? all of the people are retarded!? what the fuck is up with that shit! there is no way those fucking tards can cook. hence, they are not retards, they are bake sales.
by Barnaby Jones December 21, 2004
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Dude 1: "Dude you gotta hand me the bong"
Dude 2: "No way man. You're a f***ing bake sale"
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Dude 2: "No way man. You're a f***ing bake sale"
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by loganthepirate September 2, 2005
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Used to refer to a situation that is cool, fun, or otherwise indescribable. Saying, "That is the baked potato with chives (or other baked potato toppings" declares the situation to be even cooler. The ultimate cool situation gets "the loaded baked potato"
"This party is going to be the baked potato!"
"That concert was the baked potato with chives!"
"Woo! That movie was the loaded baked potato!"
"That concert was the baked potato with chives!"
"Woo! That movie was the loaded baked potato!"
by SquirrellyFerret October 1, 2006
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Wizard sleeves - far before the vagina's time.
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I saw you staring at Anberlin's booty-shorts camel toe, but you don't know that bitch gots loaded baked potato!
by JoshuaJordan October 15, 2008
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Also used to define vigilante cop duos.
Also used to define vigilante cop duos.
That guy with the mullet and the Burt Reynolds 'stache was so fuckin' Shake N' Bake.
Did you see that movie the other guys? Will Ferrell and Mark Wahlberg were so Shake N' Bake.
That flannel shirt is so Shake N' Bake.
Did you see that movie the other guys? Will Ferrell and Mark Wahlberg were so Shake N' Bake.
That flannel shirt is so Shake N' Bake.
by Kevy Chase September 10, 2010
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