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Chapel Wood

The act of getting an erection in the middle of a religious service
I woke up Sunday morning for church only to get some chapel wood next to my grandparents.
by Chargingsugar October 3, 2014
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wood shopiery

(n.) The type of person who makes fantabulous wood items
That wood shopiery guy is very fabulous
by Bill Jackson the fifth hokage January 11, 2014
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Brianna Wood

A steadfast mother to all her children borrowed baby or blood. Focused and a tenacious goal getter.

Resourceful, cunning, calculating and sly. Excellent at math, and anything she decides to learn is a quick boredom buster. Never alone, she requires the validation of multiple others and is in constant need of attention. Virgo. If she doesn’t get things exactly the way she says they should be, she will do literally anything to manipulate it into her favor no matter the cost.

Excellent planner. Vindictive with no conscience once she sets her mind to it. Obsessed with looking “pretty” physically, talks down about any person the moment they’re out of an earshot.

Will feign genuine concern to get others to divulge personal facts. It’s for the sole purpose of using said knowledge to later bring the self confidence down of that person if she senses they are in any way actually a better person than she can be, or more than likely is prettier outwardly than her.

Terrified of anyone learning just how truly conniving, false, and inwardly self conscious she is.

Her character is lacking any and all authenticity. But she can choose to stop being so empty and poisonous at ANY time. If she possesses the mental, emotional, and overall strength it’s going to take.
That Brianna Wood seemed so cool. It’s too bad she doesn’t know who she is. She thinks it’s cool to act like the popular girl in school. We’ve been out of school for over 10 years YO!
by spiritzr4reel February 6, 2022
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story-wood

Your Girlfriend tell a story while performing fellatio on you.
I asked rebecca if she woukd be able to preform story-wood while I watched.
by JBulls88 November 12, 2017
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Gotta get that wood

Doing whatever is necessary to make money. Because money is made from paper and paper is made from trees which are wood.
Hey do you got ten bucks I can borrow? Nah, but later I gotta get that wood, so hit me up.
by HeatherDHurricane April 18, 2024
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Nigger in the wood pile

When something is surprising or obscure.
When you find out you're 3% eastern European, grandma says "that's the nigger in the wood pile"
by Dr. Delarney May 10, 2025
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Wood Wednesday

Similar to Titty Tuesday, it’s when guys gotta send dick pics

Wood- dick
Wednesday- day to send
Person 1: I rlly want him to send me something
Person 2: just tell him its wood wednesday!
by Colleennnn May 3, 2023
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